Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

A kid has no friends.

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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