- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

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