- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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stephen hawking walks into a bar, and those who recognize him are shocked that he's no longer in his wheelchair, and approach him to let him know this, but it turns out they were wrong, it was just a man with similar facial features to stephen hawking.

a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

Your mom is not fat!

What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

Bumsniffer

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

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