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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

Punching a baby

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

I? Everett

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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