What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

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Justin Beiber's Talent.

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What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

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whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

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Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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The Earth is a nice place to live.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

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Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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8===D ~ ~ ~

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British Dentistry

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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Whats green? The color green.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

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Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

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yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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