- Anti Joke

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

Punching a baby

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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