- Anti Joke

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

I'm HIV positive.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

This is a joke.

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.