What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

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what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

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It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

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What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

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Knock Knock CUM IN!

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Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

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What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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