whats stupid and gay all of my friends

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

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my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

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Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

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whats green and lives in the water

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

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8===D ~ ~ ~

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

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What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

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What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

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Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

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What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

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Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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