- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

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Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

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Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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