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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

Knock knock. Who's there? Falafel. Falafel who? I falafel. You feel awful? Ha, ha, ha! Oh, what a kneeslapper! Oh, God! Thanks for the laugh, I was feeling a little down and I... No, I just meant I ate a falafel. Oh. Yeah.

Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

How do you get a one armed polock out of a tree? You assess the situation and get a ladder the proper size to reach him, making sure the ladder is stable.

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

Sex education in Texas.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

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"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

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