whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

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I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

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What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

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justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

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Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

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a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

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shut up kobe!

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ *slams door*

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whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

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why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

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Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

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An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

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Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

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Dude man, I'm high...

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Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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