- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

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On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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