- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

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