- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

whats yellow? lots of things.

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

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