What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Where's my tractor?

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

Ask me if im a tree? No

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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