a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

shut up kobe!

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

Dude man, I'm high...

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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