A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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