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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

I am very humble.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

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