- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

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