Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

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What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

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What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

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A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

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What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

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Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

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Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

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knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

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Sarah Palin

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what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

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What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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