What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

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Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Vote this up

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

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How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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What happen? Idk...

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? The show already had several minority characters, and the producers felt that the addition of a Hispanic actor or actress would have added nothing of value to the series.

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What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

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A black man comes home from work.

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mark lawson likes boys

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Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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