- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

You know whats better than 24? 25

Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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