An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

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Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

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A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

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I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

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Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

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What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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PENIS

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Justin Beiber

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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