Who wants $300? Me too.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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