knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

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A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

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roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

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fuck you you punkass piece of shit I hope you burn in my uncle's titties and ass rape yourself while screaming "make it stop!'. Then, I hope that you take a titanic needle and shove it up your lower kidney until it tears open and all your bodily fluids spill out into an ocean of shit. Also, I have 73 balls with a ballsack for each ball. So, I have 73 ballsacks.

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Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

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