What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

What's red and funny? The holocaust

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

I'm Andrew Schmitt

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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