Once there was a girl named Andrea

i love to lick...

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

A talent agency is giving auditions and is just about to rap it up when a family shows up. They reluctantly agree to their "brief" audition given that they had found no suitable talent that day. The routine starts with the father starting 6 chainsaws at once while simultaneously starting a juggling/lumberjacking routine. His beautiful wife proceeds to toss him additional chainsaws (as he continually throws them for dramatic effect) while also maintaining a hypnotizing dance which seems to drain your desire to leave from your very soul. The children take turns jumping in between the chainsaws while doing a silent replay of the movie, "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon." After it plays out the father tosses the final chainsaw up in the air which lands standing straight, quivering in the dust of the studio. The studio manager says, "Why that's an AMAZING act!! I'll sign you right now! What do you call your act?" In response to which, the father shits on his desk.

When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck

Chinese men having large penis.

a guy walks into another tall man knowing that he has something weird in his mouth. he pulls out a fly, apologizes for running into him and promptly walks to his small appartment to brush his teeth. the next day a fridge hits him in the face and he spontaneously combusts. he was never seen again.

Your in Thailand on a Elephant ride... at the end you jump off but uncle jack is still on the elephant and the elephant wont let him off.... Do you help your uncle, Jack off the elephant?

Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

I want to make a lamp shade out of your skin, because you light up my life.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

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Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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