- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

whats chinese noodles

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

Why? Why Not?

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

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