- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Women's rights

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

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