What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

Yanter, Look it up

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Chuck Norris Dies.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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