look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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