- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

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Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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