- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

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Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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