- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

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Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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