why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

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What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

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Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

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There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

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Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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