How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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angelo snyder is not ga

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

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Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

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What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

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wanna here a joke? you.

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Your mam is so fat.

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

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its funny cuz i laughed!

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You

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LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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A professor of literature asked me, "Young Sir, why are you burning those books?" I replied, "Because I need a fire to cremate the bones of your 3 sisters that I violently raped and murdered" He smirked in a witty and arrogant fashion, until raising his head and saying, "Bond, James Bond" He continued to massage his dick with his own pubic hairs before collapsing and dying

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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