How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

its funny cuz i laughed!

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

Your mam is so fat.

wanna here a joke? you.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

Your text.

Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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