- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

Whats 9 + 10? 19.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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