- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

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Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

Why? Why Not?

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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