Why? Why Not?

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

angelo snyder is not ga

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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