- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven one of them says "wow it's hot in here" The other muffin says "Ah a talking muffin"

What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

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