Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

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What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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boys

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

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Black people are the scum of the earth

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

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A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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How old are you? 7

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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