Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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good looking women

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Religionh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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