What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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What's 9+10? 19.

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

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Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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One day a man walked into a wall

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hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

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Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

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Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

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What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

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