What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

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Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

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what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

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What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

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There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

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What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

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This is an anti-joke.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

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Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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