a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

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A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

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Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

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– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

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so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

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A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

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Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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