What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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why did the man die? he had cancer

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

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What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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2 Penises

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knock knock come in!

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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I like Pi. It can make circles.

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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