- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

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What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

So a dolphin is dropped off at a park and dies because he was out of the water to long.

A man and a woman are happily married. The die

What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

What is worse than blue balls for a guy? Depending on the girl, absolutely nothing. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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