Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

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vote this down and i will DOX you

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A russian gives away vodka.

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

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masturbating on a tarc bus

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

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What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

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Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

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dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

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Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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