Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

What's the answer to all your problems The answer

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

DEATH.

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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