A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Beluga Whale walk into a bar. The Priest says: "Well because today is a holy holiday, I'll take a glass of white wine to celebrate." The Rabbi says: "Well, because today I have to kindle thy sacred light, I'll have a glass of merlot." The Beluga Whale then says: "Ooooooooorrrrooooooommmmmmmm....."

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my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

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Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

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A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

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Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

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what did the elephant step on when he was running through the jungle? .... a coke machine.

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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Knock Knock Nobody answered because the people in the house were away.

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Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

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What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

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roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

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Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

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Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

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If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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