Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

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What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

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q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

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Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

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