- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

from south park what do u call a jew on a rope no one ever said the answer, so my answer is a jew on a rope.

Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

you gay?

Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

every cloud has a silver lining

Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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