"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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How long does it take a blonde to skrew in a light bulb? Any amount of time; given that she knows that said bulb is in need of replace meant, or that said blonde is disabled, or if you thought I would make some kind of funny blonde joke that you would tell your friend and then forget ten minutes later, only to think of it a day later and claim it as your own.

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What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, one must question: 1. How much the electrician knows when it comes to screwing in lightbulbs. 2. The amount of electricians present at the scene. 3. The type of equipment being used in the process. 4. The physical and mental stability of the electrician. The situation is solely dependent on the above factors.

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Bob Saget

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If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

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what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

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People with cancer.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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What happened to the mentaly retarted gentleman walking down the street? Nothing bad. He might a very fine woman and the went to dinner shortly after.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

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Students, please find the surface integral.

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

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What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

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Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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What did the boy with no srms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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