- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

Life

What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

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