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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

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Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

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