- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

Your in Thailand on a Elephant ride... at the end you jump off but uncle jack is still on the elephant and the elephant wont let him off.... Do you help your uncle, Jack off the elephant?

knock knock Who's there? ...Who's there?... opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step

How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

angelo snyder is not ga

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

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