I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? Because the Joker was raping Robin too hard!

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Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

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What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

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knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

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Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

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Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

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What's the best rabbit for a black person?

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Were can you find a bag of meth?

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What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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