A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

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A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

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Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

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What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

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What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

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What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

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Nickelback

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Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

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What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

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Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

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Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

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i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

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what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

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What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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