A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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