- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

You know whats better than 24? 25

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

How many fingers do most people have? 10

how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

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