- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

How many fingers do most people have? 10

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

so how about that irline food

Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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