Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

a chinese man pays the full price

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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