- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

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