What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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what do you find at the top of mountains? things

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

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What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

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why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

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women rights

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Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

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Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

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Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

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Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

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Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

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Anti Joke

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