- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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