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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

What's 9 + 10 19

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

Well that explains a lot, thank you.

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

Cancer.

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