- Anti Joke

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Why did? Yes

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

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This sentence is a lie.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist