Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

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Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

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What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

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Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

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This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

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What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

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Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

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Obama

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In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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