- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

shut up kobe!

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

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